Happy 68th Birthday, Lebanon!

You are older but definitely not wiser my dear country.

Study: Miss Lebanon 2011 100% Better Looking Than The Train Wreck Before Her

Miss Fug 2010

Hallelujah! For a moment there I thought the judges at LBC's Miss Lebanon Pageant were smoking crack.

I couldn’t for the life of me understand how they could pick this person --------->
as the PRETTIEST Christian WOMAN IN LEBANON. Come on!! I’ve had prettier bouts of diarrhea.

But thankfully this year they picked a real gem. I love the new Miss Lebanon (her name is Yara Khoury Mikahel.)

Her skin tone is awesomely olive, unlike the pasty dipped-in-flour look our 2010 Miss Lebanon was sporting last year.

Her hair is really shiny and bouncy!

Her boobs are most likely fake but I don't really see a problem with that.

I don’t love the mouth/lips/teeth area but it doesn’t show unless she’s smiling profusely (say after winning a pageant.)



She looks young and fresh and I love it!


Way to go, Yara!

Haifa Wehbeh in Dubai

Much like BeirutBeauty.com, Haifa Wehbeh is also back in action.

On November 30th, the prostitute-turned-singer-turned-wife will be performing at the prestigious Cavalli night club in Dubai (awesome club btw).

I can't wait to NOT pay 850 AED (USD230) and NOT see her live!

For tickets call 04 332 9260 or 050 856 6044

Too Bad!

Gaga & Own

Stop the Madness!!!

Please stop saying this! It doesn't make sense!

Asshole of the Week: The American University of Beirut (AUB)

Hello All!

 

As you may know I tied the knot last month and moved. I shall be referred to as DubaiBeauty from now on.

I haven’t blogged in a while but decided to do so when I read this article.

Some crazy shit is going down at the American University of Beirut. This scandal is so bad that it actually made its’ way to New York, where the university is licensed.

According to a report written by an ousted millionaire trustee, AUB has been mismanaging its funds and 200 million dollars have found their way into the trustee pockets. (200 MILLION DOLLARS!? Da fuck?)

Another surprising allegation is the fact the AUB is selling electricity to non-university members. I am sure you are aware of the electricity crisis in Lebanon, and the beloved university has been profiteering from it.... for 30 YEARS!

AUB Founding Father

Now on to the AUB Medical Center, supposedly the best in the region. The report claims there has been some “shady practices were taking place at the university hospital, particularly those surrounding the purchase of medical drugs.” This is dubbed as the university’s best kept secret. I guess it is still a secret since the article doesn’t go into much detail.

This scandal sheds some light on last year’s tuition hikes that caused a lot of student protests. What the students did know is that they are paying for the corrupt ways of the big shot trustees.

Shame on you AUB!

Side Note: I wrote an article about the tuition hikes last year and everyone was up in arms about how I could criticize AUB. I hope I get some apologetic comments.